Once upon a time.....

There was a guy called Paul. Paul is down in the dumps, feeling unloved and neglected, his wife has lost interest and is more interested in keeping her hair nice!

In final desperation he finds a local establishment that advertises in the Classifieds of his local paper and pays them a visit taking his friend Gerald for moral support.

However, he is somewhat worried about what they have in store for him, and where is Gerald?

Gerald is feeling a bit left out ... he feels it could be his wacky hair-do that is putting the ladies off! When all of a sudden he has company, a rather nice brunette called Cassandra!

Needless to say, all goes spiffingly well (I can't publish the photos for obvious reasons!!!) But you can tell by the lads' expressions that they had a right royal time!

Yes Paul, take your blindfold off now and go and treat yourself to a nice glass of Tizer! (Best get Gerald something a little stronger I think..and possibly a comb?)

The End